
- Never drink the last beer, unless you’ve been granted specific permission that it’s OK.
- If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever!Unless you actually marry her.
- Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friendout of jail within 24 hours.
- Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.
- When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provideany information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his veryexistence.
- Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
- In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
- You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!".(exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
- A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Women Entertainment, or Lifetime.
- A Bro should never say “it’s to die for”.
- Never share a bed with a guy, unless there’s no way around it.
- A Bro should not wear crocs.
- Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.
- The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, thefact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her againbefore there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
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